you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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