BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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