I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
