she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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