He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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