So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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