roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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