youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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