Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
