i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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