I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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