I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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