p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
