WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
you never un-have a 4some
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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