As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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