He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i out mim tonsoeep
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