Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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