If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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