ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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