You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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