The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You almost got us killed.
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