He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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