he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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