C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
