Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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