i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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