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I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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