I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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