If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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