we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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