He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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