Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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