I CAN MOONWALK!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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