why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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