How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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