it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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