My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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