i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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