If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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