On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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