Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
