Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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