and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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