ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We had sex on a dog bed..
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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