Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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