take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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