I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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