Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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