Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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