Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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