Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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