They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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