I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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