Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I need moral support for this bender
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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