I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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