Nicole vs. Life
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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