its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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