It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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